sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

keepyouridealshigh:

I just love doing that

meme-spot:

*uses harden*

youdumbdominick:

I understand now

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but hilarious then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian